Q :  How do you catch a unique rabbit? 

A : Unique up on it

Q : How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A : Tame way, unique up on it

Q : How do crazy people go through the forest?

A : They take the psycho path

Q : How do you get Holy Water? 

A : You boil the hell out of it

Q : What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? 

A : Dam!

Q : What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? 

A : Polaroids

Q : What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? 

A : A stick

Q : What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A : Nacho cheese

Q : What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A : Frostbite

Q : What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 

A : A nervous wreck

Q : What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? 

A : Anyone can roast beef

Q : Where do you find a dog with no legs? 

A : Right where you left him

Q : Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A : Because they have big fingers

Q : Why don't blind people like to sky dive? 

A : Because it scares the dog

Q : What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A : The location of the dirt bag

Q : How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?

A : Somebody's gonna lose a trailer