New Mower

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in the Sun, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Susan from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted "You lazy b***** ! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!"

I thought "Goodness! ... Women!" and I took a sip from my bottle of XXXX, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms "Go away and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and really enjoys gardening."

A few days later I felt really bad about it. so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side.

I am so proud of the deal I got.

I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.

Yes guys, one should take good care of the wife after all... that way maybe she'll take good care of you!

Click here to see the great mower.